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Special edition 2 euro coin celebrates Europe's rigid commitment to get through hard times

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With both inflation and temperatures soaring in Europe, the high stress and high temperature working environment in the coin design department at the European Central Bank it's starting to show. The director Hans Weissphallus
has stated that they have been struggling to keep coins relevant during these hard market conditions where ever increasing prices mean the round pieces of shiny metal are becoming less and less valuable.

Mr. Weissphallus added that "if coins are becoming just metal weights in people's pockets at least we'll do our best to bring a smile to their faces whenever they use euro coins to buy the few things that are still affordable with a few euros"

This new monetary design has not been without criticism though, a prominent women's right activitis Ms Mary Meatmuffin expressed her virulent disapproval of was she views as "the overbearing patriarchy imposing it's will once again and defiling our beloved coins with their disgusting imagery".

But it seems the average European has reacted with a more humorous take on the whole coin debate, as one East European put it : " lol, dick jokes are fun"

With both the weather and economy acting up it will be interesting to watch what direction the design of upcoming coins will take.