Punks will be Punks

This post was inspired by a #hivepunks initiative started by @whatsup and @bearbear613, which you can find here

Have you ever wondered what your pixel art Punk would look like in real life? I was asked this question and decided to turn my imagination into something more visual to others.

The following images are Hive Punks that I own and have listed for sale on https://punks.usehive.com/market. I found images online and manipulated the file to look like my Hive Punk #nfts.

ENJOY!

Vincent Delgado

^ID:9543

Vince once chased down a customer who didn’t pay for their gas. After he caught them, he jerked off on the hood of their car while they were at a stop light.

Mazikeen Macias

^ID:5340

Mazikeen likes to go to the beach and take photographs of strangers or so most would think. Her real reason for being there is to ideally get finger banged while her head is buried in the sand because she has an asphyxiation fetish.

Caden Buckley

^ID:9547

Caden Buckley demanded a grizzly hood for his second birthday. Ever since he put it on, he has smoked exactly 3 cigars a day… One for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He enjoys sipping his mother's warm breast milk from a bottle while she sweeps up his cigar ashes from the wood floor. He calls himself a nutritionist because he tells his mother what he wants to eat constantly. His method of communication is crying.

Luca Galloway

^ID:9552

One night after refereeing a drunken Krakowiak dance in Warsaw, Mr. Galloway was arrested for indecent exposure. He was found heavily intoxicated with his ass hanging out of a dumpster after a hobo had done obscene things with Luca’s incapacitated body. It was later found that LG had also taken large doses of prescription medicine after his performance. He picked up the 3D glasses during his first stop after getting out of jail, the IMAX theater.

Davis Peterson

^ID:9549

Davis Peterson is obsessed with Norse mythology. So much so, that he constantly wears a butt plug with a Viking’s braided beard as the tail. His older sister once used it as part of her bearded-lady Halloween costume. Davis didn’t tell her what it was, nor did he wash it before letting her borrow it. He has 20/20 vision, but no soul.

Landry Espinoza

^ID:9550

Landry loves nothing more than missing his granddaughter’s birthday parties in favor of the Saturday round of 18 holes with his high school pals. He has been quoted saying “Pre-gaming is more important than the final score”. He smokes Marlboro 100s because they match his favorite beanie.

Santiago Hutchinson

^ID:9553

Former NBA Point Guard Santiago Hutchinson once sucked Steve Nash’s chode during halftime. He retired a week later and became a psychologist for NBA Agents. Why did he do it? So that Nash would let him get 10 assists and pad his stats for a bonus of $5,000. Yes, Santiago did gay for pay for only 5K and Nash’s team still won the game.

Arlo Harvey

^ID:9545

During the COVID shutdown, Arlo Harvey struggled to find work. He now gets paid to stand naked in a second-story window of the downtown NYC BLM HQ. He refuses to take off his Santa hat. He once strangled a man with his limp BBC for attempting to remove his signature headwear.

Canaan Craft

^ID:9540

Academy award winner Canaan Craft has a girlfriend half his age. He loves her, but will never have kids. His latest film Hive Hard had him embarking on a journey to reach 100k HP. The music from the film is now being used to treat deaf Pygmy people who scream out loud while they are sleeping.

This is just some of my squad and they all have their own personality. If you wish to purchase any of my Hive Punks, feel free to make an offer or check my listings. Watch this video if you have any questions on where to find my listings.

https://opensea.io/daltono

https://punks.usehive.com/gallery/daltono