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I'm glad I sold at the memecoin frenzy peak, I doged a bullet.
Q. Why couldn't the driver complete his transaction? A. He ran out of gas.
Q. How did the botanist access Metamask? A. He sowed his seed phrase.
Who called it a pre-nuptial agreement and not a smart contract?
Q. Why does the equestrian have a good portfolio? A. He invests only in stablecoins.
Q. What is the perfect first date for a crypto-digger? A. A candle-lit dinner.
I can't bear to miss an airdrop, I'm always looking fomo upcoming news.
Matadors are so contrary, they go bullish when seeing red.
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