Hit You With the 'PIMP Status'😎 (Original Cut)
I'm still getting asked about how PIMP works and the 'top 200' and how delegations tie into it and looking back through posts, I'm pretty sure I have made it quite clear. However, new people come and need questions answered so let's reiterate how we operate. I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn, to join us in the Castle and find The PIMP District where we have meetings every Tuesday at 8 am CST and we can answer any questions you may have. Barring your inability to join us in discord, what is written below is the best I can do. There is no 'whitepaper' as we are changing and evolving along with the rest of you. We just PIMP that shit on the daily.
Ways To Acquire PIMP
- Post on Pimp Media
- Use the tags: #pimp (and hope a P.I.M.P. sees it)
- Buy it on Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
- Add liquidity to the @psyberx LVL or @thgaming pools on Tribaldex or Bee Swap
- Be in a Discord server that has @inertia's @banjo when I'm feeling slappy
- A P.I.M.P. uses our tipping mechanism on your post or comment
- Hope someone just randomly sends you some
if you already have PIMP and want more -
- All of the above
- Post in the P.I.M.P. community *(note - it is NSFW)
- Delegate HP to @tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (size based on amount of HP donated)
- Use the PIMP slapper on a post or comment (must have 1000 PIMP staked)*
- Delegate PIMP to the @oneup-cartel's or @lolzbot PIMP curator account
- Curate other PIMPs
PIMP Slapper?
Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:
Current Tokens PIMP distributes:
- #alive #ape #archon #beatcz #bee #ccc #cent #cine #com #ctp #dec #degen #dhedge #entry #foodie #gamer #hustler #leo #list #lotus #meme #neoxag #nftm #oneup #pal #pgm #pob #sim #spaco #sps #spt #stem #utopis #vibes #voucher #waiv #weed
Current Tokens on our (purposeful) HODL List:
The Fuck Does That Mean?
All the tokens on the first list, are ones we share every day with people that have the balls to stake our token. The distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.
Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet (we reached 66 over this past weekend). That's because early adopters like @nathanmars and @biglove (appreciate that immensely by the way you two) have been staking them since it was created. They have a much higher percentage in the total amount of staked PIMP than even myself! Gift of the HODL. As more people acquire and stake PIMP, and our distribution center continues its pursuit of domination, it will continue to spread the wealth on to deeper levels.
The purpose of a PIMP is to get money. Yes, I love the community here, but you have to understand the realm in which you are living just by reading this. You're not on a WordPress blog. You're not on Tumblr. Or Fakebook. Or even The New York Times absorbing the media you desire - no - you're here. Here where some people use this blockchain to feed their families or fund their causes or build their dreams! So, all the profits being made by sales of PIMP from the center of operations and any other token trades, sales, swaps, curation rewards and earnings - are going right back into it compounding everything we can. It's just how a PIMP plays.
PIMP Status
Speaking of playing, several months ago, @polarmystro sent me a track to play with. I'll have to admit, it's not my normal style, but I literally can rap on anything that has a soul. It took me a minute to find this one, but really got into it once I did. Hope you enjoy it and this cat is also coming to The Block Party II this September! Come see us!!
LYRICS
I’m a P.I.M.P., Big Pimpin’, Pimp Game Everyday we Hustlin’, ain’t nothin’ really changed We rack ‘em and stack ‘em and claim the bags Mother fuckerz get in our way? They’ll be put on display wit’ toe tags. Money walks and money talks this day and age It makes the world go ‘round, it’s what the priests want in the plates Portray it how they want to, it’s still the same Cash Rules Everything Around Me so PIMPs getting’ the C.R.E.A.M. Paper in my pocket every single fuckin’ day. We chop the shit up rock the shit up Fawkes for the next phase Then blaze through the haze of the purple, pink and green berets We get paid, that’s how a PIMP plays.
You want that PIMP Status? Go ahead and get at us. The district’s an explicit habitual apparatus. PIMP Status.
A PIMP named Slick Back Slap up Rocks with the Pap Pap It don’t matter, put me on the trap or the boom bap Lay it down on anything and stay sexy like a tenor sax My vocals give you energy and still makes you relax Turn you on like no other, they can’t fuck with that If I went beast mode on these bitches, they’d all have heart attacks They’d have spasms n orgasms n wouldn’t know how to react So we gotta fuck em real slow n let em know we hit those gaps Full throttle empty bottles extra sour on their tabs Because the game PIMPs play, we go to first from last And they see that shit and start kissing your ass They wanna be that shit and even ask for autographs Like a B-side hit that secretly slipped into class The teacher loved that shit and pushed it through the glass So now erybody know, and erybody asks How can I, how can I, but they can’t get past
You want that PIMP Status? Go ahead and get at us. The district’s an explicit habitual apparatus. PIMP Status.
See me tip my hat to the hustlers, players, ballaz n PIMPs Cuz they know I’m gonna do erything I gotta to win That’s how it is, we ain’t playin to start all over again Steady PIMPin while them bitches forced to catch some on they chins Then they’ll like it even bite it and try to pretend That they was with us in the trenches when it all began Won’t fall for none of that shit, bunch of seasonal friends So fukn easy to spot got the knot nots on they heads Told you we was settin up shop, that’s exactly what we did No more tip-toeing, I just stepped my foot in this bitch The door is wide open, and I be letting a select elected in And if you got that PIMP status, you already know what it is
So what'd ya think? A little different from my norm, but fun to do and am glad I finally found some time to do it. I also hear that @iamdarrenclaxton and @d-vine might be doing a show soon? Like a discord bit? Should be interesting. Regardless what your PIMPin' asses do, you gotta REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, and I always keep my PIMP hand strong.
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