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Did i just make a value increasing change to my son´s collectible boxed Minecraft figure. Or just destroy my relationship with him? (in my bid for the #dCity presidency).

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Have you seen them encased Minecraft figurines that so many seek after to collect these days?

Well my son used to have one... that is he HAD one, (lol)... i have now opened that with total disregard to his or anyones opinion...

wife and the fucker (my son) are fast asleep and looking like idiots that let me slip in and get the figure,

I am VERRY HIGH and on stimulants, (Amphetamines... etc...) ... Like always..

And have now "made diz!".... Why... one might ask?

I have been making some small artwork around the house when inspired, inbetwene working on the duties i have taken upon me, to become "el presidente" of #dcity .

In what i think of is a brillian plan, anonther might see "destruction of property & brokebn trust) to them i have nothing to say,... but here are the results, i put the Minecraft figure out of its box.... Put it on a painted marble coaster that my wife got from some old relative, (expensive stuff... i just remembered.And personal / emotional... i like that, LOL!)

It looks like a Zombie or some bad ass crazy injured guy... a crazy scene unfolding on the marble. its brilliant. A

Lol he looks even better with some "bling". whadda ya say, do i keep the "bling on the beast" (wich apparantly might become a campaign slogan, but i am running for president in the blockchain DeFi city building investment simulator.)

The race is really tight, and the SIM prices have beenn falling and the playerbase is anxius to see some presidential authority excerted, TAXES DOWN! UP WITH WAR THINGS! and nothing else...

However lacking the economical / political vocabulary. nor understanding to write extensively about what not to be an effective "presidente", I have reverted to shitposting for attention.

Burning my own city to the grounds in a desperate grab for for attention and notoriety. Wich i then planned to build upon, political favour. in the game, hoping to become "President". (yes these were top of my list over "goals" for the "summer") and i´m an adult. what a world huh? :)

However burning the thousands of dollars i did during my election campaign, as i taunted the sitting president Mr.rishi for his lack of burnings. It was a horrible feeling seeing my first combined building blown up by ME.... drug induced gangsta rap influenced me. ... It was cool and i felt on top of the world. However deep inside i knew i was only hurting myself, and the people who love me.

So i stopped the burnings for a while, after my wife crying, threatened to leave me. however wowing to return to burnings if elected. ...

Like that f*** zombie guy i made from that "collectible" shit from my son.

It was crazy, we almost dont have money for food, but i burnt like a 3 years salary during these last few weeks. ... No wonder wife got upset, but leave Mr.Photo, i couldnt allow it, since i freefloat economically on her wellfare check and selling weed. (as well as realying on #dcity and probably #dcrops . I´ve got high hopes for that project and have already told my wife that when i harvest the onions, we´ll be... well.. still f*** wrecked from months of financial mismanagement on my behalf. LOL

Maybe i could sell it? it might even have increased in value, now that i am almost famous...

anyone interested?

Well bak to the matter at hand and it´s the elections. but i will get to why i think i would make a great president later. and mentioning, aint this the "real life version" of burning your cards? or sons cards?

I wanted to prove to the blockchain how sick and twisted and evil i can be, so that they / you the reader can be sure that i can do this Job. (of president)... I showcase this by attacking inward. (or a baby, your own sleeping baby) LOL!

Only keeping a "humble" 3000 ish cards for myself to have a city as i continue to battle corruption and inbreeding. in the #dcity universe. where i also provide cheap cards to the little man, and generally acting awesome as i battle for the hearts and minds of the #dcity players.

God bless the troubled #dcity universe if Desyfit gets the power to do as he sees fit. The corrupt would once again eat up your profits...

The race is tight! VOTE now! for @eythorphoto you will not regret it. :)

Allow me to work for you.

VOTE EYTHORPHOTO IN UPCOMING ELECTION!!! ...