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Shill a Coin to Your Witcher , oh Valey of Crypto : WOZX

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I read this news and couldn't help myself from sharing it with you.

Sooooooo, let's delve into the latest and greatest crypto project backed by none other than Steve Wozniak himself. As we all know Steve Wozniak was the Co-Founder of Apple and after leaving the company some 40 years ago all he did was being himself and living off the fame and the celebrity status of co-founding the biggest company in the world.

An inspirational quote full of random phrases that we are not sure was made from WOZ and we don't care anyway.

Having nothing better to do, I mean being inspired by the vision of a Crypto start-up and the vision of some quick million dollars he backs a cryptocurrency project Efforce and launches a token WOZX.

Let's see what do they say in a press release : "Efforce transforms and disrupts the energy-efficient market. Efforce is a marketplace that enables companies to undertake energy efficiency measures at no cost so that they can invest their liquidity in more critical tasks. With Efforce, for the first time, the energy efficiency market is accessible to large and small investors alike, regardless of borders, who can then monetize the transferable energy savings.”

Buzzword checklist:

  • transform: check

  • disrupt: check

  • marketplace: check

  • enables: check

  • energy efficiency: check

  • invest: check

  • liquidity: check

  • accessible: check

  • monetize: check

At least 10 buzzwords and if you don't understand a thing about the project join the club...

If successful, Efforce says, the energy efficiency market will see a huge influx of new investment from individuals and the world will see rapid reductions in the growth of global emissions. Until then token WOZX saw a huge pump, I mean appreciation as it went from 0,22 cents to $1,80 in few days. That's a good payday for good ol' WOZ ...

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Joking aside I am sure we will see a plethora of celebrities and random people trying to make money out of the crypto market. And a lot of people will also lose money... That's the name of the game...

And until we all ride the wave of this bull market ...

Be healthy, smile and shill a coin ...

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