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Pimp My City 🌁 @VincentNijman πŸŒ† Xzibit Invokes Christmas Spirit πŸŽ„

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@JustinParke here with Xzibit once again, and we chose @VincentNijman for a Pimp My City 🌁 Christmas Edition πŸŽ….


πŸŽ… Ho Ho Ho 🎁 @VincentNijman πŸ™Œ

Β  Β  Β Vincent is a humble and dedicated Hiver full of positive vibes, and he recently asked me for some DCity tips because he recently purchased 86,000 SIM and is unsure how to spend it..

Vincent's Un-Pimped DCity 🏚️

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Β  Β  Β Vincent is relatively new to DCity.io, and he's already off to a great start, but Xzibit found a few things he can improve that will put Vincent's city in a better position for future growth.

Β  Β  Β I paged Xzibit, and he called me back at the designated payphone across the street so we could discuss plans to pimp this city out. Considering Vincent's casino was robbed last night, Xzibit and I both feel there is certainly a crime problem.

The Pre-Pimp Stats πŸ“‰

-5 SIM FOR 23 UNEMPLOYED CITIZENS
PopulationSIM IncomePopularityEducation (21)Creativity (42)
Base: 266Base: 329246Discovery Chance: (21) 0%Background chance: 0%
Popularity Bonus 47%Taxes: -20%N/AN/AN/A
Total: 391Total: 260Total: 246Total: 0%Total: 0%
TaxesNew Citizen Probability (2 hrs)Training ChanceCrime Rate
Total: 21%Total: 12%Total: 12%Total: 22%

Vincent's Newly Pimped DCity 🏑

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Β  Β  Β Xzibit's starting to get a bit familiar with DCity, but it was hard explaining to him that a blockchain can't be worn, but through our usual rap battle we determined that 1x Police Station, 1x School, and 1x Police Equipment would help prevent another midnight casino robbery, as well as help educate the local youths.

Β  Β  Β The crime rate has dropped dramastically and the youths will are learnin' mad science and numbers. Also, with unemployment now under control, there are no longer any financial penalties from this prior problem.

The Post-Pimp Stats πŸ“ˆ

NO MORE UNEMPLOYMENT PENALTIES
PopulationSIM IncomePopularityEducation (26)Creativity (42)
Base: 268Base: 33616Discovery Chance: 0%Background chance: 0%
Popularity Bonus 49%Taxes: -20%N/AN/AN/A
Total: 397Total: 269Total: 259Total: 0%Total: 0%
TaxesNew Citizen Probability (2 hours)Training ChanceCrime Rate
Total: 21%Total: 15%Total: 12%Total: 16%

Here's The Keys πŸ”‘

Β  Β  Β Xzibit and I have limited financial means during this holiday season, but we work well on a limited budget. Some stats (especially crime because of the delay) may seem unaffected because we are working on a small scale and dealing with decimal points, but every little bit matters and is calculated into the algorithm.

Β  Β  Β Two very important statistics to note are that your SIM income is up 3.5% and your crime rate is down 6%. Hey, every little bit counts, right? Also, Xzibit decked out your police stations with some new equipment straight from Wish.com, so now your police mad LED lights and plastic binoculars to fight crime. The new school has a rap battle room where kids who get caught fighting can go roast each other until the hate is gone.

Β  Β  Β Enjoy your newly pimped city @VincentNijman, the police stations also have subwoofers in every detention cell, so I hope the innocent until proven guilty will enjoy their time a little more. Xzibit hopes your boys in blue enjoy the red and blue lava lamps as well.

β›„ Happy Holidays From Suriname!! πŸŽ„



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