Corrine Catibayan At Work Episode Two
Notes to those concerned: This is an exposition consisting originally of more than 12000 words. The first twenty seven items are in Episode One of this series. Due to network constraints which is my fault by the way, (for being a pauper) I have been forced to break this into fragments. You are free to sue me in court if you felt that you have been psychologically affected by this exposition. I am not going to claim any form of ownership from copyrighted and other intellectual property which may have been perceived by the reader to be dwelling in this piece. This exposition has 58 items and breaking it up destroyed some of the accidental dramatic effect while I as in the process of creating it. The Episode Three of this series will come next so please wait for it.
Continuing from were we left off...from Episode One...
Number: 28. Date of Airing: July 15, 2022. Morning.
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Friday.
Duration of Reportage: 120 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Actual report at Kamuning Market in Quezon City.
Did she fumble: False.
Content of Reportage: The price of the famous staple food of the Filipino people which is rice (surprised) if I am not mistaken is projected by the Main Street to rise at a rate of 2 pesos per kilogram. Thanks to Corrine you will get this front row seat and a chance to witness the rice vendors and their once in a lifetime opportunity to finally get a chance to recite what the legacy media has been feeding them since they were little toddlers. The price has risen due to rising fuel cost and a plethora of excuses to make it somewhat palatable and acceptable.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Creator of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan and People behind the scenes.
Number: 29. Date of Airing: July 17, 2022. Evening. (from 5:39 pm to 5:41 pm).
Is it Live: False.
Day of the Week: Sunday.
Duration of Reportage: 180 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Road Collision.
Did she fumble: Null.
Content of Reportage: A rampaging bus reportedly sped through a total of 10 concrete barriers. The bus driver in question was said to be unaware and he is claiming that the barriers was somewhat misplaced. The allegedly misplaced barriers initiated a chain of events which startled him in the process. Some of the passengers of the said bus were allegedly injured. One of the male passenger/witness made a very educated guess as he accused the driver in front of the camera of dozing off while driving. The driver of the bus in question made a contrasting yet convincing argument as to why it all happened as he decided to blame the concrete barriers meaning he wants all of us to think that he is the victim.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Creator of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan and People behind the scenes.
Number: 30. Date of Airing: July 20, 2022. Morning.
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Wednesday.
Duration of Reportage: 180 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: EDSA Bus way angle encore. Live reportage.
Did she fumble: False.
Content of Reportage: Exploring another agenda at the EDSA Bus way as a survey was conducted regarding the growing resentment of the riding public. A survey was conducted last month involving a hundred respondents and it allegedly was conducted in a span of two days. According to the survey conducted by some entity about 79% of the respondents think that it is taking too long a time to get the services of the so called mass transport system. As usual respondents were documented on camera with their supposed opinions.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Creator of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan and People behind the scenes.
Number: 31. Date of Airing: July 21, 2022. Early Morning. (First Airing). Morning. (2nd airing).
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Thursday.
Duration of Reportage: 180 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Live on location reporting. San Miguel, Bulacan.
Did she fumble: False.
Content of Reportage: An innocent looking intervention led to a tragic end as three members of a simple family (including a mother) met their tragic end at the humble town out of nowhere. They hailed the services of a humble tricycle driver whom instinctively responded to an incoming pick up truck by steering away from this immediate trouble only to intersect his fate and his passengers with that of a delivery jeepney. The surviving members of the family is said to be contemplating on suing the delivery jeepney driver. The lives of a simple yet "happy" family was very much normal before this avoidable tragedy happened.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Creator of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan and People behind the scenes.
Number: 32. Date of Airing: July 23, 2022. Afternoon (from 5:40 to 5:43 pm) .
Is it Live: False.
Day of the Week: Saturday.
Duration of Reportage: 180 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Buy bust operation.
Did she fumble: Null.
Content of Reportage: A follow up buy bust operation was allegedly conducted by the proper (not improper) authorities. The target was arrested in Leongson Street, San Roque, Navotas City. He was arrested allegedly for bulk selling Cannabis. Allegedly he was immediately apprehended while in possession of Cannabis with alleged street value of 132,000 pesos. Armando Roque allegedly is the name of the Drug Stockist. He is said to be facing charges as per the recommendation of the proper (not improper) authorities accordingly and allegedly.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Creator of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan and People behind the scenes.
Number: 33. Date of Airing: July 26, 2022. Morning. (from 11:23 am to 11:25 am).
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Tuesday.
Duration of Reportage: 90 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Live Teleprompter Scenario/Milieu. ICU, Health Care Utilization Rate and the tale of two LPAs.
Did she fumble: True.
Content of Reportage: The alleged sudden spike in the health care utilization rate in different parts of the country. In Lucena, Quezon it is said that the health care utilization rate rose to 50%. This is the benchmark for the all their data for the said day. (Three hours later it allegedly rose to 60%). The Low Pressure Areas are affecting our weather systems in the Philippine Area of Responsibility although one of the alleged weather disturbance is expected to move northward.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 9 out of 10.
Reader of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan.
Number: 34. Date of Airing: July 27, 2022. Late in the evening. (from 11:10 pm to 11:13 pm).
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Wednesday.
Duration of Reportage: 240 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Live situation report about an ongoing rescue operation at Dasmariñas, Cavite .
Did she fumble: False.
Content of Reportage: At the very start of broadcast it was reported that the official death toll in the "dilapidated bridge tragedy" was 6. During the live reporting the lifeless body of one of the victims of the tragedy in Cavite was recovered. The identity of the recovered remains was not available during the live airing. The death count was immediately edited to 7 as the authorities allegedly verified the said update. Police Major Joseph Ulfindo ( Chief Public Information Officer, Cavite Provincial Police ) mentioned off camera that it was a "Japanese" old bridge as described by the residents. It was officially condemned by the authorities as evidenced by their constant reminders to the juvenile stowaways and bystanders that they are worried about their safety as the stowaways are always converging on the condemned bridge. They find it inconvenient to lookout for the safety of the kids for a total of 24 hours a day, everyday. The tragedy occurred at around 9:00 pm yesterday as the slumbering residents were disturbed by a very loud sound. Thirteen of the residents converged in the area of Sitio Talisayan San Palkor Dasmariñas Cavite, mostly minors. Most of them sat on the bridge before the collapse of the same. Almost all of those inside the bridge fell into the river after the collapse. Three of the alleged survivors featured in the broadcast tried to recall their experiences after the incident and their names are Jenny Rose, Danica Uy and Lester Neri (16). They are 3 of the 5 survivors of the said incident. Most of them claimed that they were "saved" by certain favorable conditions during their near death experience. One of those who died was identified as John Michael Beltran (17). John was documented by the "department" to have been escorted by his relatives to a Coroner nearby their area. Edgardo Alfon claimed that the bridge immediately slid down into the stream which made it difficult for the minors inside to find a way to save themselves, he is by the way the uncle of one of the victims. The authorities created a temporary dike to divert the flow of the stream going through the area of the incident where the rescuers are doing their hazardous thing. Tight security is being implemented as they have decided to cordon the area to bar unauthorized personnel (excluding media, politicians) from hampering the rescue efforts. Mayor Jennifer Arriaga inspected the area. One of the victims remains to be a subject of the search and recovery efforts. Rescuers are extending their search for atleast 24 hours to hopefully increase the chance of finding the last apparent victim of the non-living bridge.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Creator of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan and People behind the scenes.
Number: 35. Date of Airing: July 28, 2022. Morning. (from 7:22 am to 7:24 am).
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Thursday.
Duration of Reportage: 120 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Live situation report about an ongoing rescue operation at Dasmariñas, Cavite Part 2.
Did she fumble: False.
Content of Reportage: A single candlelight is all alone in reminding us of the most realistic end game near the collapse bridge which allegedly claimed the lives of seven young and energetic lives in one go. One of the victims of the alleged tragedy is still allegedly missing as of the time of reporting. A local government official appeared in scene to appease the rescuers, media and the aggrieved parties.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out 10.
Creator of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan and People behind the scenes.
Number: 36. Date of Airing: July 29, 2022. Morning (from 7:23 am to 7:24 am).
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Friday.
Duration of Reportage: 120 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Live reporting at Commonwealth High School in Quezon City.
Did she fumble: True.
Content of Reportage: Preparations for the opening of the school year 2022 through 2023 are well underway. There are three modes available for parents or guardians of new enrollee. The in-person, clear net , and drop box modes were said to be put in place due to CONrona cosplay event. They are encouraging guardians to use the clear net (online) mode. According to the security guards (very credible source) only those parent or guardian whom are obligated to pass certain school requirements for the enrollment of their precious progeny are said to be appearing through the in-person mode while all others are somehow smart enough to avoid the inconvenience of facing "important" school personnel. It appears as if they are reserving it for later. The School Brigade (Brigada Eskwela) is back in action. This is the information dissemination drive of the schools under the public sector bureaucracy. It is also the preparatory ceremony to keep the spirit of parent, teacher, student, and bureaucracy alive in the hearts and minds of the all the stakeholders in the assembly line. It is suppose to start on August 1, 2022 through August 26, 2022 as the country is finally gearing for something exciting (boring) such as the opening and reopening of the assembly line of new and recycled "drones" . The Oplan Comeback (Oplan Balik Eskwela) is the duplication of the School Brigade but the emphasis is more on their simple version of debriefing, orienting and reorienting the students in the matter of seeing more flesh, blood and bones in real life. They are the students whom were programmed to get use to the distance learning program as it is the only mode of learning during the CONrona cosplay event which lasted for almost three years. Oplan Comeback is on August 15. Enrollment is up to August 22 which is coincidentally the first day of the new school year. By November 2, 2022 (All Soul's Day) the full implementation of face to face classes is expected to finally come to fruition.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Creator of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan and People behind the scenes.
Number: 37. Date of Airing: August 2, 2022. Morning. (from 11:19 am to 11:20 am).
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Tuesday
Duration of Reportage: 100 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Live Teleprompter Scenario/Milieu. ICU utilization rate and the weather.
Did she fumble: True.
Content of Reportage: The ICU utilization rate in Capiz rose to 70%, there is also a significant increase in other parts of the county. The weather on other hand is under the effects of the Southwest Monsoon. Parts of the country is expecting thunderstorms in few hours or so.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Reader of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan.
Number: 38. Date of Airing: August 3, 2022. Morning (from 7:18 am to 7:21 am).
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Wednesday.
Duration of Reportage: 200 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Live reporting at Redemptorist Church Baclaran, Parañaque City.
Did she fumble: False.
Content of Reportage: There is something in the air near the vicinity of the so called Baclaran Church. The air of excitement emanating from the solemnized existence of the first Wednesday of the month of August is overpowering the senses of regular disciples of this church. It is a couple of minutes past Three of the clock in the morning. Amidst the restrictions and hanging fear at the back of their heads, people are slowly converging inside the famous church of Our Lady of Perpetual Help. For a certain respondent who goes by the name Narciso he does not mind if a major portion of his life is spent inside the church for he is recharging his proverbial batteries through prayer, sacrifice, charity, mercy, meditation, faith and host of other intangible source of divine grace to allow him to get through the daily grind of stressful workdays. He confessed that he is asking for assistance from higher power to allow him to financially contribute to the Curriculum Vitae crafting, structuring and upgrading of his progenies as they try to finish their down the line moments in "school." Business activities on the other hand including that of Garland, Street food, and Rosary vendors are relying heavily on the divine oriented excitement as the disciples are coming in minute drizzle so to speak. Jocelyn Agbayani candidly said that she came rushing (in) at the eleventh hour into the church proper to assist (listed as Catholic obligation) in the very first mass of the very first Wednesday of the month. Yoli Posay whom is one of the featured respondent, manifested on camera that she is fearful of the unseen elements. She stressed her huge disbelief in the behavior of her fellow lax devotees as she assume that health etiquettes are being ignored deliberately by a huge majority of the caught unawares. They (respondent/devotee) came from all walks of life so to speak but they are unanimous including that of Efren Grimaldo when it comes to their partiality to their not so hidden list of divine petitions. They are asking that the WHO declaration will be completely reversed with regards to some weird infection, hive mentality (forcing kumbaya) will prevail, condition of their bodily system will go unscathed, and their nearly dead means of livelihood will be spared from the dreadfully anticipated perpetual disruptions of "non-essential" activities in the near future. At the time of reporting the second scheduled mass for that specific day has just started.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Creator of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan and People behind the scenes.
Number: 39. Date of Airing: August 4, 2022. Morning. (from 7:02 am to 7:04 am). Morning (Second Airing from 11:47 am to 11:49 am).
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Thursday.
Duration of Reportage: 180 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Live report. Back to school basics. Divisoria, City of Manila.
Did she fumble: False.
Content of Reportage: After years of reluctance to reboot the classroom style of teaching and learning, the switch is finally turned on again to stimulate the atrophied senses of public school students as they transition from one cosplay event to another which is now dubbed as the comeback (to school) cosplay event. Costume role playing school uniforms, bags and black leather shoes are the graphically classic items at the Divisoria Plea Market District. Corrine's grocery cart checklist is a note full of the current price range for these blandly designed cosplay items. She checked a total of three items. Check. Check. Check. The broad items under the uniform category namely Polo, Blouse, Long Pants, and Skirts is priced above the 199 pesos level. Small sized version of the items is about 200 pesos (less than 4 US Dollars) . Medium sized version of the uniform is priced at 220 pesos(4 US Dollars). Large sized version of the same is marked at about 240 pesos (4 US Dollars). The extra large edition on the other hand is pegged at around 260 pesos (4 US Dollars). Next on this regular list is the black leather shoes. The small ones (size 24 through 29) are worth 150 pesos (less than 3 US Dollars). Medium sized (size 30 through 35) shoes are worth 180 pesos ( less than 3 US Dollars). Large (size 36 through 40) shoes are worth 180 through 230 pesos while the Extra large (size 41 through 45) ones are worth 250 pesos. The heeled shoes are worth 200 pesos. The school type bags (last but not the least) on the other hand are worth 150 through 250 pesos. Jerielyn Tamayo timidly confessed that she adjusted her markup based on the present price of her inventory. Eileen Gunong exclaimed that buying enthusiasm is still low although she noticed a spike in purchasing moments during the weekend and Sunday's which is a boon for stockists. The best quality school uniforms is somewhat forever present at Divisoria so always haggle for your bang for a buck chance of a lifetime.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Creator of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan and People behind the scenes.
Number: 40. Date of Airing: August 4, 2022. Morning (from 11:51 am to 11:53 am).
Is it Live: False.
Day of the Week: Thursday.
Duration of Reportage: 100 seconds.
Subject of Local News Aggregator: Various.
Did she fumble: Null.
Content of Local News Aggregator: A man trapped and killed by a landslide event. Three Copra farmers were killed in San Andres. Motive is still unknown. A vehicle and passengers fell into a ravine in Tabuk, Kalinga.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 8 out of 10.
Reader of Repackaged News: Corrine Catibayan
Number: 41. Date of Airing: August 6, 2022. Evening. (from 7:57 pm to 7:59 pm).
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Saturday.
Duration of Reportage: 87 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Live Teleprompter Scenario/Milieu. Various.
Did she fumble: False.
Content of Reportage: Our reservoirs are in trouble? The dams will either get more rain water or not. The cases of infection is atleast 3,179 for this edition of virus swab test metrics tonight.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Reader of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan.
Number: 42. Date of Airing: August 9, 2022. Morning. (from 11:20 am to 11:22 am).
Is it Live: True.
Day of the Week: Tuesday.
Duration of Reportage: 100 seconds.
Subject of Reportage: Live Teleprompter Scenario/Milieu. Remains of a former president was laid to rest.
Did she fumble: True.
Content of Reportage: The ritual before the final journey of the remains of the former president was described in algorithmic form. It starts with the blessing of the urn with his ashes. By the way he is Protestant. Do not expect a Catholic Mass. First batch of military salute is next. The 21 gun salute comes after the first batch of salute. The favorite musical tunes which is the final request of the deceased will be played as well. The Urn will be ceremonially turned over to the widow (Amelita) of the former president along with the folded funeral flag. Then the final part is the burial of the deceased beside the second president of the fourth republic.
Qualitative Rating: Best.
Quantitative Rating: 10 out of 10.
Reader of Reportage: Corrine Catibayan.
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