SledgeHammer (1983) Review + Film

Rating: 5/5 AKA: Women Love Beer Cans Watch Here: https://www.bitchute.com/video/iWyrATfzzHwE/

"You son of a bitch! Where are you?"

View Unofficial Trailer Here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6SLo9J5czA&list=PLfTGAnb37V_hDbksccfS2i0gUpA7g4-jz&index=23

No matter what, you got the strut, should have been the tagline of this film. Lemme tell you about Sledgehammer, I have been looking for this film for nearly 15 years. I didn't know the name of it, just saw clips, most of which are in the unofficial trailer above. Finally Shudder allowed me to view this film in all its regal splendor.

Which is about the only thing good Shudder has done this year (I kid but Shudder you're fucking up on a massive scale with Creepshow).

This movie literally made Prince Pectorals breakout in an all movie workout session. From the second we saw the group of "kids" to the final battles at the end, Prince was doing burpees, climbing rope and sniffing coke in between sets. This is peak 80's fitness here. Even the nerds look cut to some degree.

In the film, basically some mom locks her kid in a closet so she can play pocket pussy for some goofy, but slendor looking chump. Well it doesn't take long and the old sledgehammer comes down splattering both into annihaliation. In fact the first kill looks pretty good, like they actually might have killed someone good. Pretty hardcore for a shot on video feature.

We see lots of partying, food fighting, setting beer cans on girls heads, yanking girls hair, mustard on girls hair. If this were to come out today, the fem police would arrest everyone invovled for "degrading" women so badly in the film.

Beef Squad is Ready!

The epic duo of Beef Squad takes 0 shit from man, woman or spooky ghost. In fact their broship is the center of harrowing drama during the course of the film. Not really, but in movie land there is no way these guys could have lost to this subpar killer. Speaking of which:

Sup?

Watch the film and see the epic conclusion for yourself.

Final Word -

MRHELLBOX - My adams apple was caved in by Mrs. Hellbox for trying to put a Pabst Blue Ribbon can on her head. 5/5, would try to put beer can on wifes head again. - 5/5

Drunken Master: Everyone says that you have a twin out there somewhere in the world, imagine my surprise to see that my twin was the mustachioed virgin of the group. My mullet is fair more stunning tho. - 5/5

Prince Pectorals - I've been pumping iron and jacking off since I watched this movie. I can't stop - I also started watching this film to the sweet sound of the Talking Heads Classic: Making Flippy Floppy - Its a good Cardio tune too. GET PUMPED PLEBS LETS DO IT LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!! - 5/5 (because my coke addiction was renewed)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2736OSKERo&list=PLfTGAnb37V_hDbksccfS2i0gUpA7g4-jz&index=77