Satoshi Nakamoto lives round the corner from me

So this dude is from Manchester which is a 20 min drive from me. I have asked around and will find this dude to go talk to him to figure out if he should be working in the NHS or being looked after by the NHS I BELIEVE
Firstly the reason bitcoins have not been moved is because he lost them. I once lost my wife in the supermarket so i feel for you bro, unfortunately found her. He mined 980,000 lost them and got depressed. Worth few hundred or maybe thousand at the time.
I lost a £100 bet last week and felt depressed for an hour so my condolences. I dont know what to think of this but i am determined to find this guy. His story is so stupid it could actually be true lol