Introducing SSUK farms - Start earning SUK today at SSUKfarms.io

Hello and welcome to SSUKfarms, the newest and highest yielding difi centralized farm out there in crypto defi land. Forget about all those other farms out there you've been hearing about are currently using, they are scams and rug pulls. Earn a 300% APY from SSUKfarms.io today.

I was featured in the crypto business newsletter magazine blog Latlmes.com https://www.latlmes.com/entertainment/billions-of-dollars-pour-into-defi-craze-ssukfarmsio-3 I'm here to take over farming and SSUKfarms is the first of many releases.

At SSUKfarms, the aim of the game is to get as much of your BTC, ETH, BNB etc from you as we can and in exchange we'll offer your our token (SUK) that we generate from thin air. You can be a crypto whale in 6 months time if you FOMO hard enough and that is advised. You'll instantly be able to use my farm clone site because there are only about 4 models out there but SSUKfarm is unique and special because we charged the logo and the background colour. Our SUK token has real value because it's a governance token that lets you have a say in how SSUKfarms is running.

You see, I know your too lazy to actually read up proposals that I write in a biased way to sway your vote and actually vote. Nobody has the time to keep up with all these small things but if they do, we'll make sure our team use their huge SUK token holdings to vote on want we want to get the results we want. Earn a 400% APY today at SSUKfarms. You just like the idea of having meaningless power that you'll never exercise and I'll build a multi-billion-dollar farming clone empire from it. That's right, you will have a say in how SSUKfarms is ran with our same as everyone's GOV token use case. It's the perfect way to make investors pay to tell me what they will invest most money into. You call it governance, I call it direct market research from the investors im looking to sell to but to agree and not fight about, we'll all call it decentralized governance.

I dont have any personal experience with code are even understand how basic maths works but I understand if I gave away FREE SUK tokens, people will deposit their real assets with real value to my 100%, not a rug pull clone farm. Earn 600% from SSUKfarms. All you do is deposit your real crypto's, you no, your BTC, ETH, BNB and stables and you can earn my SUK tokens for free, it'll only cost you a 5% deposit fee but hey, you'll earn that back in no time cause the price of SUK is growing the moon because I said it will on shitter and a bunch of idiot people agreed with me so it's verified.

I offer huge APY's because you like big numbers, we pay out all the interest in our unique SUK token that is 100% created from thin air. We also over-inflate to make the APY's look huge and I'll charge you fee's I don't have to so that I can use that money to back and burn the SUK tokens. We could have low inflation and charge no deposit fees but investors love to see a token burning and remember the higher the inflation, the higher the APY and I know you like big numbers. Earn a 700% APY from SSUKfarm. If you can HODL and compound my SUK token long enough until all the smart investors have sold out, you could be a huge SUK whale and that could be whale (real). A little wordplay joke I added in there to show you im funny and not all about business. Im down with decentralization and use all the right buzz words so im reliable and now we've had some fun times, you can trust me.

Why not try our version of providing liquidity? We don't call it providing liquidity are even a farm, but instead we call it "SSUK-labs" because it's unique to us and sounds new and fresh. This is all geared towards creating FOMO and getting you to deposit your precious real cryptos. Farms are so yesterday, the new thing is labs and you can be the first to invest in a brand new LAB before any of your other crypto buddies. In labs, you can wrap your real crypto with my worthless SUK token to earn even higher APY's. I'll collect fee's every time to exchange tokens are provide liquidity but best of all, you'll buy up tons of my SUK tokens and you'll rush to get those 800% APY's on launch. This gives me (who knows SUK are a shitcoin) the perfect chance to cash out all my SUK holdings to my investors knowing the price will drop a week are so over launch. I'll be more than happy to swap you my newly created, not backed by everything SUK tokens for your BTC, ETH and BNB in the knowledge you'll be earning a 900% APY on your investment.

After launch, I will promise you lots of updates and new ways to earn you even more free defi internet SUK token monies. Coming soon, earn ~~1000~~2000% per year, by depositing BTC. For each BTC your deposit, you will receive a super rare limited baked bean diamond edition, SUK.png NFT worth $1,200,000 every year for life. Dont believe it's worth $1.2 million?, we bought it from ourselves and we have a $1.2 million sale on the blockchain to prove it. We plan to shill this idea for at least 3 to 6 months and delay the release until the token price of SUK is low enough for me to buy back tons of cheap tokens with the BTC I got from my investor's deposit fees. When I do finally release the update, I will profit massively from the SUK price pump as everyone buys the SUK token to get the high APY's offered. I'll be more than happily sell into all the new APR hungry wide-eyed investors that come my way. Dont be discouraged, you'll earn 1000% per year so thumbs up to you. You practically stealing from me......hahaha.

Folks often ask me, what's the best way to make money from SSUKfarms and I tell them to buy my SUK token. Convert all your real crypto's into my not a worthless token, clone token and you could ~~500~~1000x your money in whatever timeframe suits you best. You don't need to understand how it works, just that you can earn up 1200% per year at my not a not scam or rug pull, crypto farm clone site. Buy all the SUK you can afford and the best plan is to stake them directly to earn more of my SUK token, it'll make you rich and SSUKfarms is the answer to all your dreams. Earn 1500% at SSUKfarms. Deposit lots of BTC, ETH and BNB so I can collect 5% and then use half to buy back SUK token for the unnecessary SUK token burning!! I'll just keep the other half for me and collect tens of thousands of dollars every day in fee's from investors using my token swap clone feature and providing liquidity. Never convert any of your SUK tokens into other crypto's, this is not profitable for me unless you stake that crypto to SSUKfarms which of course is profitable for me and I'd advise you to do that.

At SSUKfarms, we pride ourselves are staying ahead of the game so for our logo, we have steered away from using pieces of food and have used a gif. This is an industry first and SSUKfarms is the first not a scam AYP farm to use a moving logo. In the crypto world, this is huge. Earn 1800% at SSUKfarms today and don't forget to check out our referral program where you can earn free SUK token by inviting your friends to deposit their real cryptos and pay me fees in exchange for my ever-inflating SUK tokens. Of course, I would recommend telling your friends and family about this. Hey, they might lose all their money and hold a grudge against you for the rest of your life but on the flip side, you could earn a $200 referral payment for free. Go one better and promote to strangers, make a youtube video and share it with millions of people you don't know because with our referral bonus rewards, the more people you invite, the more free SUK internet tokens you'll get and the more deposit fees I get.

So join me today at my farm ssukfarm.io and start to earn yourself an 1800% APY by just depositing your BTC at my site today. I'll probably not run away with your money are inflate the SUK token price until it's valueless. If the price of the SUK token ever drops, I'll just ramp up inflation and kick the can down the road.

NO RUGPULL HERE at SSUKfarms, the name you can trust

Disclaimer

If you have not noticed already, this is a take the piss post wrote for fun. Sadly there is no such thing as SSUKfarms, I made the whole thing up just to take the piss out of it. Anyways, I hope you found it entertaining.

Not all crypto farms or "scams", there are some good ones out there. I personally do a little of this and that on CUB and UNI but I'm don't get involved with too many farming projects and if I do, I don't hang around for more than a few weeks. Just beware that 99% of farms that have ever existed are dead and gone. RIP to all the APY whore's that have stupidly and sadly mostly repeatedly lost all their ETH/BTC to these scams. Damn you scammers for knowing we are greedy bastards and using that against us.

Did you click on the Latlmes news link URL?
Baaa-hahaha. I hope you had the volume up loud, you got SAXED!! haha

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