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@theabsolute/bump-it-up
3d
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Bump it up?

Everyday before grades are due: Day grades are due:
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@theabsolute/coming-out-of-their-shell
6d
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Coming out of their shell

When your kid goes from crawling to walking: Happens so fast, it can be hard to see the stages of progression. At the same time…
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@theabsolute/dad-joke-rowpv5
7d (edited)
65

Dad Joke

The rain on their wedding day caused sodium and chlorine to break up. Still attracted to each other though. Isn't it ionic? Don't ya…
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@theabsolute/covid-curve
10d
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COVID curve

When those report cards come out: I'm blaming it on COVID-19, 20, 21, 22, and 23...
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@theabsolute/and-heres-tom-with-the-weather
15d
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And here's Tom with the Weather!

Reporting the news about the classified documents be like: (In reference to the title) "Today a young man on acid realized that all…
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@theabsolute/old-memeories
19d
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Old "Meme"ories

Hope when I'm old I can tell my grandkids about what it was like growing up when I was young. Grandkids: Money used to be printed on…
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@rentmoney/all-the-hbd-this-post-earns-is-yours-week-fifty-two
27d (edited)
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⭐️All The HBD This Post Earns Is Yours Week Fifty-Two⭐️

Attention: Did you know? There is just one ship left on our Battle-Hive grid. (What is Battle-Hive?) I'm happy you asked, Battle-Hive…
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@theabsolute/hand-me-downs
22d
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Hand-me-downs

Benefits of living on a hill: Free hand-me-downs! One man's trash is another man's treasure
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@rentmoney/5-up-to-usd1000-usd-can-be-yours-own-a-piece-of-the-action
23d (edited)
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5% Up To $1000 USD Can Be Yours (Own A Piece Of The Action)

Readers: "RentMoney what is up with the Click Bait title?" RentMoney: "It Isn't Click Bait." Readers: "So what's the catch…
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@theabsolute/echo-t-800
1 mo
65

Echo T-800

Cyberdyne Systems prime delivery
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@theabsolute/egg-beaters
1 mo
65

Egg Beaters

Price for a dozen eggs is too damn high. Eggscruciating pain, my wallet is taking a beating I know I'm going to sound old, but…
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@theabsolute/ai-memes
1 mo
65

AI Memes

Just doing some experimenting with A.I. and thought this was kinda funny. With chatGPT, thispersondoesnotexist, and I think the world as…
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@theabsolute/pajamas
1 mo
65

Pajamas

Designing kids clothes has to be the easiest job in the world. Have you seen the "I like bread" pajamas? I think the designer just throws…
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@theabsolute/turn-it-up-to-11
1 mo
65

Turn it up to 11

Less than a week until Christmas be like:
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@theabsolute/its-all-about-the-delivery
1 mo
65

It's all about the delivery

Delivered! Tell us how we did. Umm, why do you need so much validation, Amazon? You did good, Amazon. Proud of you. Paper clips and…
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@theabsolute/still-need-those-tps-reports-by-monday-morning
1 mo
65

Still need those TPS reports by Monday Morning

At work vs. at work Christmas party be like:
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@rentmoney/all-the-hbd-this-post-earns-is-yours-week-fifty-one
1 mo (edited)
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⭐️All The HBD This Post Earns Is Yours Week Fifty-One⭐️

Attention: Did you know? The long awaited Land addition to Splinterlands has officially released. Its still in the beginning phase and…
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@theabsolute/if-home-alone-were-real
1 mo
65

If Home Alone were real

Driving to the airport, packed and ready to go on Christmas vacation and realize you forgot your kid Roll credits
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@theabsolute/festivus-miracle
1 mo
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Festivus Miracle

Grievances, I have a few But airing them is what I must do To find strength and move forward And achieve great feats, like a sword…
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