Festivus Miracle

Grievances, I have a few But airing them is what I must do To find strength and move forward And achieve great feats, like a sword start with that meatloaf you made It was tough and not well-braided And that aluminum pole in the hall
Is an eyesore, and that's no small flaw But despite these grievances, I must say am grateful for my heritage and its way Of teaching me to persevere And to find strength in each new year For every challenge and every test There is a miracle, and that's no jest So keep moving forward, we must Celebrate each victory with a Festivus.