Maybe your best post evar. Not even joking. I lol'ed a few times, and my gast was again flabbered regarding your circumspection - and obvious mastery of it - with your GF. OTOH, you have a GF, and my last one left me for a traitorous lesbian in Sacramento, so there's that. Call me Paduan...

But this was not a light hearted post, and you treat deeply of topics others are yet scarcely cognizant of.

I may yet regret living in a quaint little drinking village with a fishing problem, but don't today after hearing what's happening in cities across the country. In due time I may yearn for multitudinous backup, but I continue to expect that to be more a hazard than a boon.

Mostly, if things get to that point, I expect to die.

Thanks!

Edit: am I the only guy that keeps a stack of license plates that have never been on cars I've owned in my shed?