Happy birthday to me 🎂

Happy birthday to me, today makes it 28 years since I came into this world and it has been one hell of a ride. There have been sweet and sour moments, thankfully, more sweet than sour, so I can't complain.

I wish myself happiness snd good health. I hope I stay fit for as long as I live on Earth.

I hope my liver and kidney stick with me as I consume alcohol until the final moments.

I hope my dick sticks with me and still be hard enough to cut diamonds when I'm 90.

I hope my mind stays sharp until my last days. I hope it guides me and helps me make sensible decisions always.

I hope my feet don't fail me when I need them the most and they take me through any path my mind chooses.

I hope my smile never fades and that I get to share this happiness with whoever I come in contact with.

I hope I never stop dreaming and I make decisions that will bring them to reality.

I hope I never cry, unless they're tears of joy, and in that case, I hope I never stop crying.

I hope I make a lot of money, so I can help as many people as I can.

I just want to live a life that I'll be proud of and sleep with both eyes closed.

Happy birthday to me 🎂