Cryptocurrency for Lamens

I was just listening to an interview of @lukestokes by @heidytravels and was inspired to to a comedy explanation of crypto that walks a clever line between genuinly vulgarizing some terms and making shit up, enjoy!

POW: I'ts these little sims in a game like Ages of Empires DPOS: For Ancient generals to decide if they are going to attack Decentralization: Stop copying Angela Merkel! Etherium: Exists for the sole purpose of selling internet cats NFT: Is like bartering with sea shells Libra: Has not been allowed to exist yet because Amazon decided there would be 3 different kinds of Libra The dark web: Is actually a place that is very bright HF: When the female salesman appears in the simulation Crypto Exchange: run by Illuminati Stable Coins: Are pegged 50 cents of the Euro over the Zimbabwe currency Hodl: Mating Call used by the crypto community To the Moon: Is a term made to galvanize monkeys learning to drive a bus.