SPinvest Great Treasure Hunt - Collect all the keys to claim your chest of booty - Everyone is welcome #2steemCreated with Sketch.

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Ahoy, me hearties. Grab ye eye patch and start walking with a limp, treasure hunting session is open and all mateys are required on deck. Dere be the word of booty stashed from an old salt that carries a map of unseen eyes. Arrrggg!!!. Avast ye all!!, batten down the hatches and bring a spring upon'er. We be off in search of treasure and dere be plenty of blunder to be had by one and all.

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Welcome to number 2 of the 13 part SPinvest treasure hunt. Each week, i present a challenge and if you complete your task within 7 days, you will receive a letter. Collect all 13 letters to make a 13 letter word. The first person to unlock their treasure chest will get an extra bonus and for that reason, the letters are not given out in order.
This is an open treasure hunt and everyone is welcome to take part


Challenge #2

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Your second challenge to unlocking your treasure chest is to tell me a joke related to either Pirate's are Crypto. It's another easy one and everyone loves a good joke, laughing is the key to happiness they say so let us share a few laughs with each other and have some good times on our way to claiming the second letter.

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How to claim your letter each week

When you have completed this week's challenge, your name will be added to the comments below to confirm before the post ends. You can either manually claim your letter each week by DMing me on discord to username silverstaker#3236 are you can wait until the final week and i will issue out all your letters at once.
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What's in a treasure chest?

13 weeks is a long time, 3 months to be exact but a proper treasure hunt takes time and adventures are to be had along the way for sure. Each treasure chest will contain a mix of either SPI tokens, Leo tokens, Neo tokens, STEEM POWER/LEO delegations, straight STEEM, Steem monster cards and weekly upvote subscriptions from steemcryptosicko. Each treasure chest will contain ** at the very least** 15 STEEM's worth of goodies with a minimum total treasure chest fund of 200 STEEM.
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Main Rules

  • This treasure hunt is open to anyone that holds a STEEM wallet
  • 1 New challenge will be uploaded every week. Each challenge will be very simple and require no more than 2 minutes of your time and little effort
  • To claim your treasure chest, you must have all 13 letters to make 1 single word
  • The first person to guess the 13 letter word will receive an extra bonus (secret)
  • If you miss a week due to life being busy, you can claim missed weeks letter(s) by burning either 2 SPI tokens, 10 Leo tokens are 100 NeoxAG tokens per each missed week.
  • Treasures chests will be awarded the day after the 13th challenge post ends

Finer Details

  • I will be recording everything on a trusty excel sheet and will release stats from time to time.
  • Prizes of Steem Monster cards and CSB weekly bundles are donations from a member (free)
  • STEEM POWER leases will range from 250-2000 SP for periods between 7-21 days funded by @spinvest (almost free)
  • Leo Power delegations will range from 500-1000 for periods of 7-14 days funded by @spinvest-leo (almost free)
  • Some liquid STEEM will be removed from post payouts on these treasure hunt posts and to fund that prize (free)
  • Leo and Neo token prizes will be provided by setting aside some from earnings every week for the next 13 weeks. (free)
  • SPI tokens will be funded directly from @spinvest (almost free)
  • Not every treasure chest will contain something of each prize. Each treasure chest is unique and will be a mix of 3-5.
  • 1 Treasure chest per user. Using different accounts in order to claim more than 1 treasure chest will result in being forced to walk to plank and sleep with the fishes (your out)

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What is Spinvest all about?

Steem powered investments @spinvest has been set up to offer an investment fund based on funding from STEEM POWER. Investments are funded through extracting value out of STEEM POWER and taking advantage of STEEM's high inflation rate. The aim is not to get rich quick; the aim is to build a safe portfolio of investments that will stand the test of time while ensuring all investors starting capital is not at risk. Full details can be found here.
Since launch, we have issued over 64,000 SPI tokens, had sales of over 72,000 STEEM, generated around 4000 STEEM in profits and were only getting started. We have also written a partnership agreement, started an investment club, launched a sub-account for club votes and 2 other sub-accounts devoted to the steemleo and neoxian city tribes. To say things are going well is an understatement and again we are only started. Please check out my old posts, read comments and my replies and do research, feel free to ask questions in the comments below. Spinvest is geared to become a powerhouse and the foundations are being put in place little by little. Check out our growth rates in terms of STEEM in the chart below showing the first 5 months of growth week to week. Please also see "Information" at the bottom of each post that includes direct links to key SPinvest posts

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Below are steemconnect hotlinks that allow investors to buy SPI tokens directly from @spinvest. Each token is currently priced at 1.20 STEEM and beside each link is the true STEEM cost to reduce confusion. You can also send any amount directly to @spinvest and i will issue you SPI tokens to 2 decimal places for the value of STEEM to send. All tokens bought directly will be sent to investors SE wallets within 24 hours but most likely much sooner.
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5 SPI tokens - 6 STEEM
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10 SPI tokens - 12 STEEM
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25 SPI tokens - 30 STEEM
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50 SPI tokens - 60 STEEM
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100 SPI tokens - 120 STEEM
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250 SPI tokens - 300 STEEM
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500 SPI tokens - 600 STEEM
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1000 SPI tokens - 1200 STEEM
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2500 SPI tokens - 3000 STEEM


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InformationURL Link
SteemPower Investments Introduction PostClick HERE
SteemPower Investments Club Partnership AgreementClick HERE
How to become a club memberClick HERE
How to convert SE tokens into SPI tokensClick HERE
Join the SPI club Discord serverClick HERE
Join the SPI curation trailClick HERE
What's best for the SPI Club? Centralized vs DecentralizedClick HERE
SPI tokens 95% buy back guaranteeClick HERE
SPI Club monthly Fiat to SPI token group buyClick HERE

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lmfao!! That's a good one and the meme is a bonus.

Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at “C”!

lmao, that one made me LOL

Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!

Baaaaaa-hahahahaa

What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.

AHHHHHHHHHHH, these 1 liners are brillant

I am sorry, but I don't know jokes in English. May I write one in Portuguese?
Maybe what I wrote above is a joke, but the pirates did not understand it.

Google is your friend, but you get a pass for this one my friend as you made me laugh at you

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timbers! 😂

lmfao, good one

Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

hahahaha, that's a keeper right there

🤗

Two Pirates were talking on day at sea, while sailing in their fine multi-masted ship. One was telling the other how he has invested all of his booty in bitcoin. The other pirate scolded him -

"At sea, when the storm comes, its best to have plenty of Tether"

Had to think about one :)

This is maybe joke of the week because it sounds you thought up yourself combining Pirates and crypto.

Thank you, I did indeed create this joke!

For those that are still struggling its supposed to be a rope pun!

How could a pirate acquire a ship so cheaply?........because it was on sail!

baaa-hahaha. 1 liners are deffo the best

How do you make a Pirate angry?

Take away the P.

Sorry, used the wrong account, should have been from my personal account.

Sorry, used the wrong
Account, should have been from my
Personal account.

                 - jk6276.leo


I'm a bot. I detect haiku.

Of dear JK, we cant take you no where.

Probably everybody knows this joke already:
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!" "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine." The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes." "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet.

I like that one!
!BEER



Hey @stayoutoftherz, here is a little bit of BEER from @city-of-dresden for you. Enjoy it!

lmao, that is a good one. Ive never heard it before and it's an easy one to remember as well.

Fun idea 😉👍 lol

How does a pirate tell his matey to get out of the toilet and secure everything for an upcoming storm?
Button up the britches and batten down the hatches! 😁Lol

lmao

Your in

I know one but it is a pun in Spanish, I don't think it works in English. but there goes ...

as Jack Sparrow died of a diSparrow

Nah, it's doesn't work in English. Your attempt still gave a laugh so.....

Challenge complete

What does a dyslexic pirate say?
RRRRRRA!

lmfao!!

I have bad luck. I can't do jokes

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I cant make the challenge any easier

It's alright. Hopefully I will get some joke by the end of the week :-)

Google pirates and crypto jokes 😍

Thanks :-)

We'll just say you did but dont. Arggg

8-)

Why is pirating so addictive?
They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

lol, one liners are best

How do pirates know they are pirates? They think, therefore they arrrr

hmmm, 4/10 i guess, lol.

Your in my matey

That's better than a 0/10 haha

If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,
I would have a bitcoin.

Joke are funny truth? lmao

Challenge passed

Why can't pirates be rated 5 stars?
Because they are pi-rated ...and value of pi is fixed to 3.14 forever.

lmfao,

That jokes actually fits you. Challenge pass!

What's a pirate's favorite drink?

Arrrrrrange Juice

lol, challenge complete

A slice of apple pie is $2.00 in Jamaica. It's $2.50 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

lmao, i like this one.

Well done,

What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.

LMFAO, dirty jokes are always better :)

There was a pirate ship and next to it was the original ....

I just smoked so im guessing a ghost ship?

challenge passed

In a theatrical performance a son asks his father:

  • Why did the pirate land in his eyes?
  • Because the pirate has shouted: land in sight!

Baaa-hahahahaha

I am very bad for jokes, I do not laugh at mine, it will be for next week ....

Two pirates walk into a bar.

The first pirate says to the bartender “Avast matey, I’ll have an H2O.”

The second pirate says “Aye matey, I’ll have an H2O too!”

The second pirate died.

dont get it matey.

H2O too (H2O2 - hydrogen peroxide) is poisonous and will kill you stone dead.

You got a little friend there helping you with your votes?

what votes?

The comment was for @preparedwombat.

:)

Maybe he’s got a soft spot for H2O2 and doesn’t like it being the butt of a nerd pirate joke. Walk the Zeno’s Paradox Plank, ye scurvy landlubber!

Edited: It’s more than that. Just noticed via SteemWorld that I’ve been mass-downvoted. It looks like the account is tied to @bewarecenterbase which is on a crusade of DownVoting-ManSlaughterers. You can’t make this stuff up.

Blimey!
How's your son doing?

Much better. He’s almost back to pre-injury physical and mental levels. With a new appreciation for life and mindfulness.

Oh, that's good to hear! Amazing our capacity to recover.