I am a master trader // How to be like me.

Joseph Stalin the crypto trader.

Today i completed an awesome trade which is why im writing this post. If you followed my trading advice you would have made 300% profit in 28 days.
All you had to do was follow me on twitter and Steemit.
Unlike with most trading experts that charge $200-$300 for a phonecall, im not as expensive. I just need a follow. A follow and ill pinch my nipples while i put on my red lipstick and do some TA.
You know how it goes on twitter.

I also dont write basic bitch tweets like:

The best way to stick it to the man is to buy bitcoin!

The same people that said Bitcoin would never reach $100 say that it wont reach $100k!

Buy Bitcoin because fiat cannot cure your coronavirus, but Bitcoin can!

Well, they dont say that EXACTLY but they might as well. With any tragedy that happens in the world theres some scumbag with a lot of followers from the twitter shill community using it to promote Bitcoin. Its like these fucks would want the world economy to collapse, billions of people to lose their jobs, not be able to feed their families just so they can say:

I TOLDN YA TO NBUY BTNCOJIN!

Its funny how instead of focusing on tokens that solve real world problems or have instant utility (which i do focus on because im a master trader, didnt ya read the title???) these fuckers need the global economy to collapse for their precious tokens to succeed.
Store of value? Ill buy a fucking shiny rock with sparkles before i buy something so volatile i have no use for.

Opals be pretty.

Stfu. I just had a 300% return on a call on a token everyone called a scam but was too lazy to do even the basic research on what the hell it was. The shills called it a scam and the cockroaches came crawling. The bastards came in droves, the 3 wise men came forth bearing gifts of FUD, the people gathered to shit on something because their favorite youtube crypto dumbass told them to... (I love them crypto youtubers)

In the end HEX was simply a inflationary token with payments for those who stake, favoring early adopters. The most basic and useless of tokens, but it was not a scam.

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There really is no greater point to this post. lol I just wanted to make some points about bitcoin, shills, etc.

Disclaimer: Dont trade junk like i did in this case. This was nothing but gambling what i did. HEX is useless. Anyone that tells you they are traders and you should listen to them are full of shit and should have their butts beaten with sticks dipped in stinging nettle.
I just put in $50 for fun in spite of twitter retards like Tone Vays that call everything a scam that isnt Bitcoin.

Ill see you... Hope @steem.leo doesnt downvote me for using their tag. haha