Peer says he didn't report his wife's stolen credit card because "the thief was spending less than she was". (article in comments)
A peer in the House of Lords has said he did not report his wife’s stolen credit card because the thief spent less than she did.
With a deadpan delivery, Lord Mackenzie of Framwellgate left the chamber unsure whether he was joking or not as he recalled the incident on Tuesday 19 March.
The former police chief, a non-affiliated peer, said: “My wife, on one of her rare visits to London, had her credit card stolen.
“And I monitored the use of the card and I have to say I didn’t report it to the police, because the thief was spending less than she was.”
Peers across the Lords erupted into laughter at his comment.
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