London’s growing on me. I’m getting worried about it and have been to the Doctor, but she said there was nothing she could do about it #threads #jokes #jokesonleo #fun #comedyonleo #funinleo #leocomedy
🧵1. Is a new month, yes we are in the month of April, and and most times in the 1st of April people normally do " April fools". So were you fooled.
The adventure of April fool.
my little bro traveled all the way from his school to the house without telling me of his journey all because he wanted to surprise me. He got home recently, and I welcome him while walking outside. He was surprised his surprise didn’t surprise me. But I actually suppress my excitement #lolz #jokes #comedy
A pilot was told to transfer m@d pe0ple from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried them into his plane🙂. Every place was noisy. Later one of the m@d men approached the pilot and said to him “please teach me how to fly the aeroplane?The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly it if you will tell your friends to stop making noise.😒
It feels good to lighten up the atmosphere with some #jokes Those who missed #btc ATH may heads on to #jokesonleo and enjoy the time. DONT PANIC! #crypto #illogical
For those of you who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations…
They’re making a male version. It doesn't listen to anything.
What do doctors, physics students and android users have in common?
They all hate apples.
My wife rang me at the pub and said, "If you're not home in 10 minutes, I'm giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog."
I was home in 5 minutes.
l'd hate for anything to happen to the dog.
While washing clothes I found $5. I gotta be more careful.
Money laundering is a very serious crime.
Behind every husband who thinks he wears the pants is a wife who told him which pants to wear.
Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?
Husband: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
