Jim Cramer, after a full day of talking shit, sinks exhausted into his favorite leather armchair. The huge NFT crypto art on the wall (for which he had spent 99 BTC) gives him his energy back, but he never would admit it publicly.

#crypto #ai #satire

Always be prepared for the worst! Then you can´t get surprised! #inleo #shtf #crisis #survival #zombie #apocalypse #satire

#philosophy #life #gosh #satire

WISDOMOUS WORDS: Today is May 27th, 2023 on Earth. On other planets, today was many years ago. On some other planets, today has yet to be.

#movies #art #religion #satire

WISDOMOUS WORDS: When watching a movie, do you ever pretend the character that the actor portrayed there is the reincarnation of another character that the same actor portrayed in another movie?

#hockey #sports #nhl #politics #satire

WISDOMOUS WORDS: Now that Dubas is out as GM of Toronto Maple Leafs b/c his teams lack killer instinct, he can campaign to be Toronto's next mayor to make that city even worse than it already is.

#fashion #gosh #satire

WISDOMOUS WORDS: Legend has it that if a man begins to grow his beard on the 8th day of the 8th month, then it will naturally grow in the shape of an octopus.

#politics #satire

WOKE WEFTIST NEWS: Doubt not that King Macron I won 2022 France election, even though during election he campaigned for retirement age to be 65 years, which is what most Frenchman are now violently protesting against.

#health #satire

WISDOMOUS WORDS: He who laughs at himself shall have the last laugh.

#feedback #satire

WISDOMOUS WORDS: Why are your generic #threads better to read than politically correct "threads" by a #hive version of #chatgpt robot? If you're not brave enough to say something truthful then it isn't worth posting.

#crypto #memes #satire

WISDOMOUS WORDS: Amongst many other things, #hive has potential to bee world's best bee-meme coin. Why shouldn't it bee marketed, in part, as a meme coin? What's offensive about that, when #btc is gold-meme coin?

#crypto #meme #satire @nonsowrites @acidyo @themarkymark

WISDOMOUS WORDS: #pepe has revealed that as PEPE is a frog-meme coin, so too is #btc a gold-meme coin.

Why shouldn't #hive community market HIVE as a bee-meme coin & blog coin?

#leofinance #feedback #satire

QUALITY TRUMPS QUANTITY: What's great about LeoThreads is its having cultivated a culture where its users do not need to be gently told to stop shitposting about how many fucking "threads" they've posted.