Cowboy Bebop Live-Action is a fucking disgrace

In the immortal words of Greta Von Thirstberg: "How DARE YOU?!"

Let's summarize what the OG Cowboy Bebop had different than this new hot garbage:

It was a seminal anime passion project that tens of millions of kids from the 90's on up watched. It was created by inspired, visionary artists - Shinichirō Watanabe, Keiko Nobumoto, Toshihiro Kawamoto, and Ktimitoshi Yamane.

((read: NOT HACK-FRAUD-SHIESTER SJW modern directors/"creatives" like Alex Garcia Lopez and Michael Katleman....AGL directed trash shows like The Witcher, Daredevil and The Punisher all for Netflix, I guess if you're a fan of cringe you'll like this schlock too) Hajime Yatate is the ONLY original creative attached to this project with a known credit).

It was an ANIME. Not some bullshit hack-fraud, faux-cyberpunk diarrhea-hurricane.

Jet IS. NOT. BLACC. He does not have a KID. He is fucking jacked and he is 36 fucking years old but he looks 45 and has seen some shit. He's not a Old Spice commercial Reject.

Faye has class and sass. She's also...NOT A WHITE-Mexican SJW CHICK race-frauding as Singapore-borne Faye.

Spike was not a little bitch John Cho.

There was a non-gender genius named Ed on the ship. They were fucking rad. Ed isn't even in the fucking live-action. Wow. So progressive of the directors to make this bold move to NOT include Ed in the 2021 live-action.

Vicious wasn't a little bitch either.

This show is all fucking wrong.

This is all so tiresome.

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